yuuka "You all may know me as the substitute this past week for Professor Okazaki."
yuuka "I've been teaching Botany, a topic on which I am {sc}incredibly{/sc} overqualified for, to idiots younger than you, but still very much similar to you."
narrator "{i}A few nervous chuckles break throughout the auditorium.{/i}"
yuuka "But enough of the customary good-natured teasing, I am here because Professor Okazaki is returning today."
yuuka "As is stated in the faculty handbook she wrote and doodled over, because clearly not even she could have handwriting THAT horrendous,"
yuuka "I must give a presentation to report to the faculty and administration exactly what I did as subsitute for Professor Okazaki."
yuuka "This is that presentation: a postmortem to my short time here, a retrospective of sorts."
yuuka "You might also be wondering why I've invited select students to attend this presentation."
yuuka "I will be getting to that, please do not leave your seats throughout this presentation. This will be brief."
jump intro
label intro:
scene bg entrance with fade
show yuuka happy:
xalign 0.5
yalign 0.99
yuuka "{i}There I was, one week ago, naive, unsure of what I was looking at.{/i}" (cb_name="")
yuuka "What the hell am I looking at?"
jump ending
label ending:
narrator "This is the part where the ending goes."