//TOP TEN [[Spookiest]] OPERATIONS ALL [[Children of any type]] NEED TO BECOME A KROMILLIONAIRE function NUMBER10(KROMER) { return KROMER+1; //INCREASE KROMER WITH FREE [[Function]]-LIKE OPERATION //balls } function NUMBER9(KROMER) { return KROMER*2; //I WILL BECOME BACK MY KROMER } function NUMBER8(KROMER) { return KROMER+KROMER; //DON"T BE FOOLED, [[Little sponge]]!! KROMER [[Times two]] IS [[Less than]] KROMER [[Plus]] KROMER } function NUMBER7(KROMER) { return (KROMER/KROMER)*13; //WHEN I WAS A [[Young Chip]] LIKE YOURSELF 13, KROMER WAS ALL YOU NEEDED FOR [[Fun in the sun]]! } function NUMBER6(KROMER) { return KROMER; //ALL YOUR MONEY BACK GUARANTEE } function NUMBER5(KROMER) { { //...but nobody came. } } function NUMBER4(KROMER) { var PROFITS; for (var FREE=0; FREE< KROMER; FREE = NUMBER10(FREE)) { PROFITS = KROMER | FREE; } return PROFITS; //NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO MAKE A BIT SHOT } function NUMBER3(KROMER) { return 0; //OUT OF KROMER??? LUCKY????? } function NUMBER2(KROMER) { return { KROMER: KROMER } //I HEARD YOU LIKE KROMER SO I P(*A&WERYI(&#(!@*&$()*&$()&*#AOPI$OPI(JKS } function NUMBER1(KROMER) { var PROFITS = KROMER; while KROMER { PROFITS += infinity; } return PROFITS; //WOW, [[Bread man]]!! YOU r BIG SHOT 4EVER?! }